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Ground Rules for the New Generation
"no texting." Doesn't that sum up everything when it's on the list of Ground Rules for a nonprofit meeting?
This large sign was photographed at a multi-racial youth organization by a staffperson who wishes her organization to be anonymous. So she will get a box of avocados delivered to her (this was a contest, remember?!) but we won't publish her name or organization.
Special thanks to everyone who sent in photos, especially runner up Robert Marsh of the Fordland Clinic in Fordland, Missouri!
Announcing the Just Awards
Nominations are coming in for the Just Awards! We are very pleased to be co-sponsoring this new prestigious, nonprofit sector award series created jointly by Blue Avocado and Nonprofit Online News.
The first "Justie" will be awarded to a foundation or funder for Narcissism in Philanthropy in 2009, and the second "Justie" to a newspaper, website or media outlet for Abominable Media Coverage of the Nonprofit Sector. Full information and nomination forms are available at the new Just Awards website: www.justawards.org.
I peeked at one of the nominations, which told the story of a foundation that gives out $5 million a year and is now building themselves an $8 million building. Keep the nominations coming!
Just Awards are inspired by the IgNobel Prizes, which aspire to "make people laugh, and then make people think." In that spirit, the Just Awards will highlight the irrational, the irresponsible, and the irrelevant organizational behaviors that most affect the work of social service and social change. With a particular emphasis on the world of philanthropy and with the support of respected judges, we will bestow awards each year to those organizations who best exemplify the foibles of our sector.
The "Justies" will be announced during the week of April 19, 2010, immediately preceding the annual conference of the Council on Foundations.
As of this writing, the judges' panel includes: Ami Dar (Idealist.org), Aaron Dorfman (National Committee for Responsive Philanthropy), Pablo Eisenberg (Georgetown University), Ruth McCambridge (Nonprofit Quarterly), and Omowale Satterwhite (National Community Development Institute). Newest judge: Pricilla Hung of GIFT.
Additional judges are still being confirmed and will be announced on the Just Awards website, where nominations forms, criteria and all other information can be found. Anyone can submit nominations, and their names will be held confidential.
Just Awards is a joint project of Blue Avocado and Nonprofit Online News. Jan Masaoka and Michael Gilbert are co-chairing the project. We look forward to your comments and nominations! Click here to nominate.
Nonprofit Self-Esteem Crisis
Jonathan Spack is mad. He's mad about fallacies that he sees the nonprofit sector as having internalized -- fallacies that contribute both to poor management and to poor self-esteem. Here is his
First Person Nonprofit Rant.
Our sector suffers from a chronic self-esteem deficiency. For most Americans, personal wealth is the primary measure of social status. If you've had financial success it must be because you're smart. This social Darwinism carries over to nonprofit organizations, too, morphing
into a kind of sectoral Darwinism. As a result, many people-- both inside and outside the nonprofit world - see our sector as being of secondary value and importance compared to the (for-profit) business sector.
The pervasiveness of this sectoral inferiority complex leads to some widely-held beliefs and practices that I consider harmful to our work, and self-destructive when they are inwardly focused. Here are a few that really get me going:
1. "It's a lot easier to run a nonprofit than a regular business."
The reality is that nonprofit leaders must . . .
> Read moreA Blue Avocado Thanksgiving
Some Thanksgiving stuff we like from Blue Avocado's archives and elsewhere:
- "Thanksgiving: A Native American View," a classic essay by Jacqueline Keeler of the American Indian Child Resource Center in Oakland, California
- "Turkey Giveaway on the Crow Foundation": last year we profiled Peggy Wellknown Buffalo of Montana, and just last week she was named a U.S. Human Rights Hero by the Petra Foundation for her work in social justice
- "The Trouble with Turkey," a look by Bob Kim at the path from farm to table and the nonprofits that line that path

- "The Plymouth Thanksgiving Story and Introduction": when did you last read about the real Thanksgiving? Fourth grade? Here's a fast, highly readable article with the historical facts and a Wampanoag perspective. Print it out and read it on the way home. Click here for the pdf.
- Make a Turkey Day Box . . . print, cut out, and tape together a few of these cute little boxes from About.com (it looks a little blurry on screen but prints fine). A perfect lunchroom activity. Click here for the pdf.
Virtual Desk Food Potluck -- Yum?
We're having a desk food potluck right now! Everyone gather up whatever food
you keep in your desk and bring it to the conference room to share.
We asked Blue Avocado readers to tell us what they always keep on hand, and based on their responses, it looks like we'll have a lot of raw almonds, chocolate, and microwave popcorn at our virtual potluck. Meet some hungry readers:
Samara Azam gets a special notice because she cleverly included a screenshot of Blue Avocado in the photo she submitted of her Nutella. "I know no one . . .
> Read moreTurning the Tables on Pride
This First Person Nonprofit article should probably be called a First Person Rant. We like this rant.
This happens to me all the time and probably to you, too: someone asks me, "So what do you do for a living?" And then I'm not sure what to say.
Sometimes I say, "I'm the CEO of a nonprofit" and other times I say,"I'm the CEO of an insurance company." They're both true because I work for an insurance company that is a nonprofit (and was created to serve nonprofits exclusively).
I am sorry to tell you that people sit up and pay attention when I say "insurance company" and pass me off when I say "nonprofit." Imagine: the insurance business has one of the worst reputations of all industries, and yet people respect the insurance part of my job more than the nonprofit side of my job! Why is that?!
I suspect there are more than a few misperceptions, but I also think . . .
> Read moreInstant Messaging in Nonprofits: Catching On
Although we seem to be told constantly that we should be using Facebook and Twitter, a powerful application is quietly making its mark in nonprofits without much fanfare. Instant messaging (IM'ing) is the old-but-new tool that is moving from tech companies to Main Street and to nonprofits.
"Our organization uses IM'ing all the time as a quick way to have short conversations, ask questions, etc. without having to run down the hall every time," says Hannah Wallisch of Danceworks (Milwaukee). "IM'ing is also useful when staff members are working from home, so they can still be in constant contact with staff in the office without tying up phone lines," she continues.
IM is for grown-ups now
Instant Messaging used be known as the communication vehicle of choice for . . .
> Read moreThe Volunteer Who Couldn't
Martin Gorfinkel retired from the technology company he started and ran for 30 years. He is the legendary "retired and willing volunteer" but has run into roadblock after roadblock. We seldom hear from the would-be volunteer who never ended up volunteering; this is the voice of one such person, from whom there is much to learn (and a happy ending).
Trying to volunteer has been a disaster! Over the last five years I have made serious efforts to help at several organizations.
Exhibit A: A local hospital put out the word it was looking for men to help in...
> Read moreNonprofit Economic Downturn: A Performance Poem
At a Chicago meeting earlier this month, leaders of 35 community nonprofits engaged in a vibrant discussion about all things nonprofit in the economic crisis - collaboration, scaling back, fundraising woes and more. Donors Forum sponsored the gathering. Here's how participant Brian Bullington captured the exchange in performance poetry in the style of a poetry slam:
Wrong Collaboration causes frustration and the stench of tension
Economic mess: do more with less; I confess I need
A more focused
Stress
Hard choices: what to cut so the doors don't shut. Funding cut? So what?
We want the world.
That sounds tragic so be strategic. Trouble lurkin'? Expect less turkeyin'
How do you open the Bill Gates flood gates without going overboard on your board?
Buy in individual tie in.
Special events tickets down to ground level? Find something that resounds, reflects your mission,
Smaller scale chasing a smaller white whale.
Volun-teary eyed? Collaboration, consulting? Tech out sourcing? Colleges coursing with
Energy seeking experience
Take a 3-Minute Vacation with a Puzzle!
Don't you enjoy those "find the six differences" puzzles with two similar looking pictures? Rick Cohen of The Cohen Report in Nonprofit Quarterly sends this amusing but policy-wonky version from the Washington world:
Here's a good example of lobbying: Look at the difference between the Senate bill (Section 1609) and the final conference version of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 (stimulus package) and see which interests lobbied most successfully. :)
Original: SEC. 1609. LIMIT ON FUNDS:
None of the amounts appropriated or otherwise made available by this Act may be used for any casino or other gambling establishment, aquarium, zoo, golf course, swimming pool, stadium, community park, museum, theater, art center, and highway beautification project.
As revised: SEC 1604. LIMIT ON FUNDS:
None of the funds appropriated or otherwise made available in this Act may be used by any State or local government, or any private entity, for any casino or other gambling establishment, aquarium, zoo, golf course, or swimming pool.
Editorial comment: good work by our nonprofit arts groups!
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